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"Water Polo got boring when they got rid of the knives"
CHUCKNORRISFROMANARMYOFMUTANTNINJA
KILLINGPIRATESWHOAREVERYEVILINAWAY
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AVERYBADPERFUMETHATSTINKSLIKECRAPFROM
COWSTHATCREATEMILKFORMYCEREALTHATWAS
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[link] please visit my gallery ^__^
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"Water Polo got boring when they got rid of the knives"
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Ow.
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i bet , pitik sa pwet
meant to recreat the destructive power behind a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. they didn't even come close.
the chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN. this is also Chuck Norris' inetials. this is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. he waits.
/OH MY GOD!!!!!
You killed kenny!!
YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!/
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La vita è un'antilope viola in un campo di tonni