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Gwafpah! It's Chuck Norris again as a magic card! :omfg: Yes, he is as powerful as all the Chuck Norris jokes in existence combined. Rawr! Ph34r da Chuck!

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:iconmjtheweirdkid:
HAHAHAH best Magic teh Gathering card ever! woooo

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~ MJ (who is hallway material.)
:iconvypor:
I cannot find words enough to explain just how funny this was. I would have fallen off of my chair had the wall not been conveniantly there next to me!
:rofl: :iconnorrisplz:

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:iconsilva-zodiac:
That's freaking brilliant.
:iconsilva-zodiac:
My advice: drop the mana cost, and add the requirement that you must sacrifice a player (not a creature, a player) to play him. Or all players. Yeah, that also works.

Still funny as hell.
:iconnot-so-sure:
Such a cheep card for the effect--& the pure amounts of CN. A human(or 6) should be the cost for him...or maybe a baby. Yeah a baby--filled with nuclear waste--honestly idk.

It's one of the better cards I've seen...maybe the best CN card. In my personal opinion I believe he should have his own mana symbol.

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I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
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:iconjynxed-lynxy:
The sad part is i had absolutely no problem reading that.
:icondurvan456:
what program did you use?( If magic set editor tell me how did you get the full image)

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Correction: only got 8 colors.
:iconjonmkl:
LOL! I vote you remove all the keyword abilities and replace them with

"when chuck norris deals damage to a creature, destroy it, Then search its controllers graveyard, library, and hand for cards with the same name and remove them from the game."

or possibly
(tap) Destroy Target Player

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Fact: Twenty million kids are eaten by bats every second.
:iconiohp:
Well, the Card is crap. It dies after coming into play, cause there are no Chuck Norris Joke's at all. Its all true what you hear of him.
(No one would dare to make Jokes about Chuck Norris (You know because of his roundhous kick thing))

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